I took a call tonight and as soon as it was over I just HAD to write about it!
HOW FUCKING PATHETIC CAN A PERSON GET?
First thing as the call went he introduced himself as Pistachio. I said hello and he quickly began to weave this story about the fact that he had disappointed his Miss tonight so he wanted to call Me to talk to another Miss. Then he rambled somewhere in between his fast blah blah blahs that he wanted to cum.....
I said 'HOLD on WAIT a minute LET ME get this straight. You have another Mistress and you are calling Me and you want to cum?" He stated "Yes Mistress."I purred "Oh really??" 'Yes Mistress." he stuttered again. I then told him that I felt he was full of shit and that he was making up some bullshit story. He said no. I said Ok then, what is it that happened? How did you disappoint your Miss? He then rambled on some other nonsense. Something about her yelling.
Everything that he was saying did not make sense. He sounded like a two year old, fabricating a story.
In his ramblings he mentions something about ass tray play and small penis humiliation. I stoped him and repeated what he said back slowly.
I told him again that he was lying and that I knew the reason why he was making up this piss poor of a story.... (so he could have a reason to wank)
I also informed him that I was a real Mistress and that I know that his pathetic attempt at trying to get what he wants including cumming wasn't going to work.
As I talked I then heard him moaning load all of a sudden...
"OOOOH OHHHH OH MISTRESS!!! I'm cumming!!!!"
Are you fucking kidding Me??
Here was this loser on the phone with his dick already in his hand?
I rose My voice with shock and loudly said ' ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE? Did I EVEN give you PERMISSION to touch that cock of yours?"
"No No No Mistress" the pathetic wanker said.....
"This is about Me not you" I said
"Yes Mistress, this is about you I'm sorry" he stutterd....
Then guess what?
THE FUCKING CALL ENDED!!!
I cant believe it. Some guy called and probably PRE-PLANNED that short call (because that's all he had) and was shocked to learn that I wasn't going to play into his games of wanting to cum. I had made it clear to him right on in first of the call that he was not going to get his cum until he earned his cum.
I knew there was something wrong as soon as I got the call. He sounded rushed. So in my deep clear and sexy voice I stopped him and slowly repeated back what he told Me. I think that took him for a surprise.
No matter who calls I always take control of the call. Who ever is calling SHOULD know that this is for MY pleasure and not the other way around.
The dynamics of what niteflirt is supposed to be has changed now that the Mistresses have gotten a hold of things.
No bitches. This is NOT about you making a five minute call just so you can stroke your cock to get it off in RECORD TIMING.
For those of you who get the chance to call a REAL Goddess or Mistress, you will soon realize that it is NOT OK to call with your pecker in HAND. If your any type of man with a lick of submissive tendency's you will know that you will either have to ask for permission or to BEG to touch it.
For the more sadistic Mistresses we would prefer that you did not have a cock at all and chop it off. Your cock hinders US from getting what we want because that is the focus of your PEA sized brain after all.
So this IDIOT that called did not think that as soon as he introduced himself to Me as 'Pistachio' that I would not GET the fact that his name had a tie in with one of his fetishes. Small penis hummilation was at the tip of My tongue but this moron rushed into so fast into his bulllshit story that I did not have time to play off of his name.
If he would have stopped with his lies he would have had a great call with Me intuitively giving him what he wanted in My due time.
So there it is. I got a first call from a five minute man. One who called just to get his rocks off and I KNOW he thought.. HOLY SHIT!! I just got a REAL Mistress who could see through all of my bullshit and lies.
Listen. I dont need your calls if your going to call up to get what the fuck you want. This IS and will ALWAYS be what I want.
IF you chose to call Me you should call with the mindset of making Me happy first. To those of you that do call Me should keep this list below in mind. Remember. Your calling a real Goddess. A REAL Mistress. Its My job to know and find out what you like and play off it. It is also YOUR job to know or do the following:
1. NEVER call Me and then suddenly have to go. You should know that My time is limited and that your BLESSED to be speaking to Me about what ever I choose to discuss. There should be no interruptions. So piss, shit and eat before you call.
2. If there is something that you want to talk about including your fetishes, then ask for permission to speak about it. I am not a mind reader so open up. Sometimes I am intuitive and will pick up on things even if you don't ask
3. DO NOT CALL WITH DICK IN HAND!!! Did you have permission from Me? No. So don't do it. And if you do want to touch your nasty cock permission first....ALWAYS..
4. ALWAYS address Me properly. I am not your buddy or friend. Your in the presence of your Superior. SO act like it and speak like it!
5. It is always best for you to be naked and on your knees waiting for Me as I take the call. You MUST be ready to serve Me.
6. If you want the call to end where you have permission to cum then you MUST be prepared! Have all toys ready and as much money in your account as possible!
7. Five minutes wont CUT it. If I fuck a man he better last a LOT more then five minutes! So why in the fuck would I want to talk for JUST five minutes? If your a five minute man on niteflirt then you are a five minute man in life!
A CHEAP, PATHETIC, LOSER!
I would NEVER give you the time of day in LIFE.....
So.. WHY would I give you the time of day on the phone?
What? Cant afford it? My point exactly. You can't afford Me in real life EITHER!
Shame shame shame. Truly pathetic.
But now you know My rules and what I expect.
I expect NO less even IF you are a loser....
So if your going to be a loser, then at least be a GOOD loser no less....
and EARN your CUM!
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